The Mundane Life

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:15:59 GMT

I was just looking for my maple syrup in my room when I found an unopened package.

Turns out it's another Louis Riel shirt.

So, basically.. I really did order one back in March.

... I have two of these shirts now...

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:12:22 GMT

I never have any idea what she's singing, but I'm pretty sure I love Yelle.

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:47:28 GMT

CHECK IT OUT OH MY GOD ROSIE BROUGHT ME A CAKE SHE IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER

AND A BAG OF FUCKIN CROISSANTS AND CINNAMON ROLLS AND HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE A GOLD MINE IN A BAG

FUCK YES IT'S A CHEESECAKE OH MAN CHEESECAKES ROCK

YEAHHHH I'M GONNA EAT THIS

FOREVERRRRR

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:41:13 GMT

my fave

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AND I HAVE FINALLY FOUND A VERSION OF THE CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY SONG THAT I CAN TOLERATE LISTENING TO.

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:18:28 GMT

I was waiting for it to strike midnight so I could burst out with HAPPY CANADA DAYS and whatnot, but I got distracted and missed it by 11 minutes.

In a frenzy, I told this to my chat friends and they were all like "QUICK DO SOMETHING PATRIOTIC" so I grabbed my maple leaf-shaped bottle and...

... chugged down a bottle of maple syrup!

Of course, it was only 50ml... But that's still a lot to drink all at once!

Happy Canada Day, fools <33

Writer's Block: Comic Instinct

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 10:09:31 GMT

Do you think animals have a sense of humor?

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they should if we can make such hilarious macros thanks to them

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 05:51:30 GMT

WHO WANTS TO CELEBRATE CANADA DAY WITH ME? I get off work at about 2pm.

I'm so alone.

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:09:39 GMT

I just figured this is something I should share with my friends list.

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:24:23 GMT

AIM seems to be pulling an MSN on me and is not letting me sign in under monsieurlouie, but I CAN get in on my other screennames.

Ugh, what the hell, AIM?

In regards to MSN, YES, I have uninstalled and reinstalled that shit a million times and yet nothing's come of it.

But weird, I'm trying to get into AIM on Trillian, and it's not working there. BUT C'MON, ALL MY OTHER USERNAMES WORK. I HATE YOUUUUU

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:31:01 GMT

oh man i just added back a whole bunch of people here on LJ because i was all "yeah guys add me and i'll add you back later" but then i forgot.

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 05:56:04 GMT

WELL, WHY THE HELL NOT.

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING GQ MEME

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:41:45 GMT

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:20:30 GMT

I am watching How I Met Your Mother on tvshack.net and IT ALWAYS STOPS/RESTARTS JUST BEFORE IT ENDS.

THE LAST. FIVE. CRUCIAL MINUTES.

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A COCK BLOCK AHHHHHH

Writer's Block: Regrets Only

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:41:11 GMT

Do you think that animals feel regret?

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i do regret not chomping down on that juicy antelope thigh when i had the chance...!

curse my good will for letting it live another day to look after it's delicious antelope babies!

i am quite hungry.

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:03:16 GMT

I was reading this manga, like, a week or so ago.

And let me tell you this, friends...

It is just one big horrible "WTF". It starts off like any typical shoujo manga. And of course it continues as such.

But with more WTF and head-desking and... I don't know what. If you're too lazy to read the 48 chapters, I'll try to explain what basically happens right here. From what I remember anyways.

I kinda skipped the first couple of chapters since they read like any other fucking shoujo manga EVER.

Guy falls in love with this chick. Eventually, Chick also falls in love with him too.
They have sex all over the place and he likes sucking on her titties.
Note that chick has a younger brother.

Turns out younger brother also has crush on Guy. Chick walks in on the two of them making out in bed, but it turns out that it was all just an evil plan by the younger bro because...
Younger bro has crush on sister. They make out. Chick hates him.

The shit hits the fan, and apparently there was some sort of affair within the two families way back in the day. Chick and Guy might be HALF-SIBLINGS.

Insert heartbreak and lots of crying and running away and incestuous good-bye-forever-boo-hoo sexxings.

JOKES ON YOU, THE YOUNGER BRO AND THE GUY ARE RELATED HAHAHAHAHHAA.

Younger bro takes this opportunity to be like "Hey, so it's cool that I made out with you, so you can love me now okay." Chick does not. She is all, "Dude, okay, you're, like, my brother. Even though not really, BUT YOU ARE."

Also at some point it was revealed that younger bro is a WHORE and sells his body for monies. His pimp is a surprisingly nice guy though.

Suddenly all this weirdass RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE shit happens and OH GOD YOUNGER BRO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND THEN CHICK HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BUT YOUNGER BRO ESCAPES AND

DUN DUN DUN

IT WAS THE GARDENER'S FAULT ALL ALONG.

NOT ONLY THAT BUT... THE GARDENER WAS ADOPTED BY THE GUY'S FAMILY BACK IN THE DAY! SO THEY ARE ALLLLLLLL RELATED.

I JUST.
I JUST.
AHHHHHHHHHH.

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:58:24 GMT

Haha, wow. The Trucy costume I got for my bro looks really terrible in person.

Sun, 31 May 2009 03:55:28 GMT

dammit fat cat

you are so fat

but you know how to have a good time

you know how to have a good time

Thu, 28 May 2009 10:03:00 GMT

I just watched Enchanted and it made me really happy.

;_____; What the hell.

Tue, 26 May 2009 08:02:12 GMT

... I caved in and downloaded Sai.

kinda overdid it with the watercolour tool

man is it just me or are my noses getting bigger and my eyes smaller

should probably post to sketchblog but idc

should learn how to colour

Sun, 24 May 2009 18:04:31 GMT

this is kind of endearing

and less shameful than sakuracon's commercial.

Tue, 19 May 2009 22:28:32 GMT

do i look like a hobag with this undershirt thingie? ; 3 ;

OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T I STOP CAMWHORING

if i had a myspace pic, this would be it

dammit george you ruined everything

Tue, 19 May 2009 03:42:18 GMT

I CAN'T STOP CAMWHORING.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE FINAL FANTASY, I'm just really lazy about taking it off.

woops i forgot to take those gayass shorts off

I'M WEARING A WIG. Also, I look like A MAN. There is a sock on the floor.

Awwwwwwyeah.

i look so cute and innocent with short hair teehee

oh god i'm such a narcissist.

Mon, 18 May 2009 06:39:35 GMT

GUESS WHO FOUND THE GREATEST SHIRT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

Mon, 18 May 2009 04:58:27 GMT

reference for later

Em                         G
EINNNNNNSAMMMMKEIIIIIIIT
      D                          C
these potatoes will not   peel
Em               G
beer is what I want
   D                         C
it would complete this meal

Em                                            G
There's some expired wurst in the refridgerator
D               C
Disgusting/but I'm hungry
Em                                     G
This lack of peeled potatoes I fear is never ending
D
So lacking
C
I can't seem
Em                         G
To peel these things again
                              D
My stomach's caving in

                                        C
(Without some sustenence, I'm convinced that there's just not enough food on my plate)
Em                 G
I've felt this last night
D
This isn't right

Em               G
EINNNNNNSAMMMMKEIIIIIIIT
      D                C
This wurst is too expired
Em            G
I don't want pasta
   D                     C
And beer must be acquired
Em                                             G
Italia won't stop feeding me his damn pastas
D               C
Distracting, now I'm barfing
Em                                     G
Against his will, I shove some bratwursts down his throat
D                C
It's haunting how I can't seem...

Em                           G
To make him love my food
                      D
Wait, why's he in the nude?

                                            C
(without a sence of confidence I'm convinced that's just too much nude I can take)
Em                   G
I've felt this way before
D
So insecure

Em                                           G
CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MASHED POTATOES
      D                                     C
OR I WOULD, IF THEY'D JUST PEEL
Em                    G
TOMATOES ARE GROSS
   D                            C
I DRINK BEER EVERY MEAL

Em              G
EINSAMMMMKEIIIITTT
D                             C
I NEED MY MASHED POTATOES
Em                                 G
WHY WON'T THEY JUST PEEL
D                            C
I DON'T WANT ANY TOMATOES

or pasta.

Sun, 17 May 2009 05:46:04 GMT

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY BROTHER AS TRUCY TEEHEEEEEE